Funny things you've overheard people say in queuelines

[DiogoJ42]

How would the heads stay on the pikes? Wouldn't it get a bit slimy and smelly?

I believe the traditional method involves dipping them in tar, so preserve them, and stop the crows eating them.

 

[BigShadowtinytree]

Last Sunday, waiting in the outdoor queue area for Hex. A man and (I presume) his teenage son join the queue. The teenager loudly starts loudly asking “What are we queueing for? Is this a ride? It doesn’t look like a ride. And if it is it’s probably not a very good one”. Dad wasn’t too sure if it was a ride either but seemed happy enough to find out, but less than 2 minutes later they bailed on the queue.

Also not in a queue but walking towards Dark Forest I overheard a group of kids talking about Rita, saying it was the fastest ride in the country and goes 150mph

 

[Electric Elly]

Last Friday, overheard in Oblivion's station.
A lad confidently stating to his friends: "You know that really fast Rita ride? You know how it's powered? By this ride. They have generators in the drop and it makes kinetic energy that's passed over to Rita".

That was... a new one!