As this thread’s been recently bumped, I forgot about one I overheard when I was at PortAventura in September, waiting for Red Force to open:
“They’ve got one like this at Alton Towers. That one’s way bigger and faster; this one’s a bit pathetic in comparison, really. It’s like they bought the one from Alton Towers off TEMU!”
Most interestingly, this seemed to annoy my mum greatly. She whispered to me and my dad “God, I’d love to smack that British man in front of us. He’s acting like he’s so smart, yet he clearly knows nothing about theme parks; anyone who’s been to Alton Towers knows that’s not true!”…