You must not know any ex military people then, they shout at you all the time for the most mundane things haha "WELCOME TO MY HOUSE!! SIT YOUR SKINNY BUM DOWN!! DO YOU WANT A CUP OF TEA??? MILK AND TWO SUGARS ON THE DOUBLE!! ....AND STIR, 2, 3, 4, STIR, 2, 3, 4!!" Err... glass of lemonade will be fine, ta.