I've unearthed a transcript from a recent management meeting at AT:
Manager 1: we're hitting crisis points ladies and gentlemen. Trustpilot scores are down, and we can't get rides open on time. Any solutions as to how we combat these issues?
General mumbling in the room. A faint suggestion from the back.
Manager 1: what was that, at the back? You there, speak up.
Sub Manager 98: well, what if we cut ride opening times? if the average guest sees that Rita isn't scheduled to open till 11am, but in fact, opens 45 minuttes earlier, said guest might well say "well thats impressive, opening rides earlier than advertised" and plaster all over trustpilot how good we are at getting rides open early.
Stunned silence in the room as everyone looks at each other.
Manager 1: by jove, he's done it. Margaret, call maintenance, we've cracked it, we'll get those Trustpilot scores up yet. Now, let's move on to point number 2 on the agenda, how can we increase food prices whilst keeping our beloved friends and partner Aramark ...