2024 ended on a (minor) high for me… as after 21 years, I finally won my first ever game of Monopoly during our family board game night on New Year’s Eve! (Well, I used to win against the AI players a lot on the iPad app, but that doesn’t really count… this is my first time ever winning against actual human players!)
If you’re familiar with any newer version of Monopoly that has the red “speed dice”, you’ll know that there’s a Mr Monopoly option on the speed dice that forces you to visit either the next unowned property or the next property owned by another player once all properties on the board have been purchased.
With this in mind, what normally happens when our family plays Monopoly is that my dad buys up the two dark blue properties (Mayfair and Park Lane, for traditional players), and once all properties have been purchased, he mortgages everything else he owns and piles hotels on the two dark blue properties, ensuring that anyone directly pitted against him has to land on his two dark blue hotels if they roll Mr Monopoly. This takes him on a sure fire road to victory, with it being a simple matter of “who rolls Mr Monopoly first?”; each of us gradually falls like a domino, and he always ends up winning!
But tonight, the dark blue properties actually weren’t held as a set by anyone, so I was able to swoop to victory with the help of the whole set of train stations and a lovely set of hotels on the red properties! My dad had the green set, but that didn’t quite seem to help him win today…
On a fun side note, we played our older Alton Towers edition of Monopoly, dating back to around 2010 (I have a newer one with Wicker Man on it that dates to around 2018), and I worked out that of the 28 buyable properties on the Monopoly board, 8 of them have now been removed from the resort entirely and at least a further 2 have been rethemed… for some idea of age, The Smiler wasn’t on there, Thirteen and Rita were the “big new rides” occupying the dark blue spaces, and the board still had old classics like Old MacDonald’s Farmyard, Squirrel Nutty and Submission!