The Toilet Topic

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rob, 13th Jun 2012.

  1. Danny

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    Apologies, that will be my leftovers from last March.
     
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    About as unpleasant as when I used the FV toilets one morning and had to listen to the sound of a guy retching up in the next cubicle.
     
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    A quick go on nemesis would have sorted them out
     
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    Hovering. Simple as that.
     
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    That just raises further questions? You mean to say you girls can levitate and you've kept it secret from us since the dawn of time‽
     
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    I think its swatting overvthe toilet so their bottom does not make contact.

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  7. DiogoJ42

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    I didn't realise there were more flies in the ladies than in the gents. ;)
     
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    Well......[​IMG]

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    Please excuse me while I vomit so hard I turn myself inside out.
     
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    What a load of... nope.
     
  11. danni87

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    That’s the one, but with more squatting!
     
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    This must explain why ladies have such strong thigh and calf muscles.
    (Wording this carefully because it's not the Tavern ;) )
     
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    I do make interesting dyslexia driven mistakes.

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    Good aim is all you need.
     
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    I think that was a wet pun lol
     
  16. Gumbo_B

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    Maybe the toilets at AT have moved on since this post was started but I have never had an issue with them. I did have an issue with the Thorpe toilets in Old Town. That central hand washing thing that looks like a urinal ... No .. I just used the hand pump wall thingy.
     
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    Haha would you believe me if I told you I once saw someone trying to use the central hand wash thingy as a urinal last fright nights?
     
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    It is Thorpe so yes.
     
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    Used to have a massive version of that at a steelworks I used to (briefly) work in.
    Big blokes washing their faces and bits, some stripping naked, then some smart arse would stand on a chair at the back and tinkle over the front rows shoulders.
    Queue riot in the gents bogs.
    Oh the good old days.
    Don't think I've told that tale in about two decades.
     
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    Why is one side of the x-sector toilets closed?
     

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