• ℹ️ Heads up...

    This is a popular topic that is fast moving Guest - before posting, please ensure that you check out the first post in the topic for a quick reminder of guidelines, and importantly a summary of the known facts and information so far. Thanks.

The Toilet Topic

Error said:
Tbh before I even click on this thread I smell the crap within it.
Click to expand...

You VIP pass holders need some of this

template_regularprev-copy2.jpg
 
:eek:

So...I was at the park yesterday and around 3-o-clock I needed a poo, so I decided to go to the toilets near Hex...EVERY SINGLE TOILET had full on puddles of urine on the seat (I'm not exaggerating, I mean EVERY SINGLE ONE)
so I tried in Burger Kitchen...same. I had to leave the park...LEAVE THE PARK...to find a usable toilet and even then I had to wipe a few drops of wee off it!

It's made slightly worse by the fact that when I went to the Hex toilets, all the cleaners were stood outside smoking!

Think I have grounds for a H/S complaint?
I mean, Any of those wee puddles could contain an STD.
 
why would I think that they would be any cleaner?

besides, I was actually on my way to the hotels to "go" there but when I got out of the park, I realized I wasn't going to be able to hold it.
 
I've only ever taken a dump in a park once, and that was an emergency situation at Europa (so, naturally, all was clean). I'm the kinda guy who would rather hold it in 'til I get back to the hotel and I can take my time.
 
Wee on toilet seats is one of my pet peeves. It's inexcusable but I would hold the not so Great British public responsible than any 'owner' of a toilet.

Unless a cleaner went in every cubicle after every use, I don't know how you solve it - it's horrendously commonplace.

Same in our offices. Some of these people are extremely intelligent earn a FORTUNE but still can't aim or I suspect, choose not to.... before wandering back to another hot desk having not washed their hands.
 
Now now, we all know ladies don't "sweat".
.... They are always moaning that they are cold, how would that even be possible?
 
Rick said:
Wee on toilet seats is one of my pet peeves. It's inexcusable but I would hold the not so Great British public responsible than any 'owner' of a toilet.

Unless a cleaner went in every cubicle after every use, I don't know how you solve it - it's horrendously commonplace.

Same in our offices. Some of these people are extremely intelligent earn a FORTUNE but still can't aim or I suspect, choose not to.... before wandering back to another hot desk having not washed their hands.
Click to expand...
My number 1 pet peeve.

At towers there are no dividers between urinals. Perhaps the more insecure males of this world see this as a reason to use the cubicles and cover the place in their bladder liquid. Tramps.
 
I often use a cubicle over a urinal, for two very important reasons.
1) There's nothing more offputting that trying to wazz when a little kid runs up to the urinal next to you, especially when there are plenty spare (seems to happen a lot in theme parks).
And
2) I wear light coloured combats or shorts. They show up every last drop of urinal splashback. :/

.... But I ALWAYS lift the seat!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top