You know this is precisely what will happen – the retheme will amount to turning out the lights and having a couple of people they’ve found on StarNow go “boo” at you.
The point’s been made before, but I’m absolutely dumbstruck that since Derren Brown opened some *seven* years ago, the only new ride Thorpe’s had between then and now is a relocated frog hopper. It truly beggars belief – and regardless of the fact a new rollercoaster’s on its way, that Merlin thinks a very loose (and no doubt cheap) reworking of an unpopular white elephant is adequate investment after years and years of nothing says all you need to know.
I mean, it’s truly truly laughable.