Look, the preshow was alright. The whole “they took the last train” thing is such a flimsy connection. the windows shutting was cool, as well as the board that changed what it was saying - it has a name but I don’t know. The room with the train was actually quite big, so was impressed.
The bit with the train was alright. Too much explaining not enough scaring. It was just these staff arguing with each other. The train is all muddied up, which I like. It’s dark. I would fancy a good screen or two in the windows, as more scares are needed.
We get off into the crypt, and for the big scene, nothing happens. A statue turns around, and the actors pretend to get possessed, which I learnt, seems to be quite a difficult as they couldn’t do it. That’s it.
Then we get led out and then, back on the train, where there is more interpretive dance moves, and ghost that come out of the toilets. The whole room floods with UV as well as a lack of fear. The group of girls sitting next to me scared me more than the actual ride, but to be fair, being trampled by a bunch of teenage girls in trailers because of man in spooky mask is quite scary, so maybe my point is invalid!
After all the what-the-hell-is-happening-ining, the train goes dark and the “see it, say it, sort it” announcement plays, and that is so funny! I laughed so hard at that!
Shame it’s the best bit of the ride
Fake gift shop. Are you serious they traded in a huge demon for more staff doing interpretive dance moves? The guy from the pre-show (the off brand derren brown figure for the ride) comes in the to the shop and says “ITS NOT PHOTO REDEMPTION. ITS SOUL REDEMPTION”. This is comedy gold. The costumes in the cages start shaking, which did get me.
Overall not worth the hour wait. For an unreasonably complex story, there is no pay-off, frights or thrills, as it seems nothing happens. Worth 10-20 min wait. I think I like the cafe better.