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The Toilet Topic
DiogoJ42
TS Member
Get to my age and see if you can remember what you said yesterday, never mind years ago!You already used that one...
Matt.GC
TS Member
You're pulling my chain?You already used that one...
Tbh before I even click on this thread I smell the crap within it.
You VIP pass holders need some of this

MaxPower
TS Member
You VIP pass holders need some of this
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They also need someone to spray and wipe for them...
They are spending a small fortune after all.
So...I was at the park yesterday and around 3-o-clock I needed a poo, so I decided to go to the toilets near Hex...EVERY SINGLE TOILET had full on puddles of urine on the seat (I'm not exaggerating, I mean EVERY SINGLE ONE)
so I tried in Burger Kitchen...same. I had to leave the park...LEAVE THE PARK...to find a usable toilet and even then I had to wipe a few drops of wee off it!
It's made slightly worse by the fact that when I went to the Hex toilets, all the cleaners were stood outside smoking!
Think I have grounds for a H/S complaint?
I mean, Any of those wee puddles could contain an STD.
Rick
TS Member
Wee on toilet seats is one of my pet peeves. It's inexcusable but I would hold the not so Great British public responsible than any 'owner' of a toilet.
Unless a cleaner went in every cubicle after every use, I don't know how you solve it - it's horrendously commonplace.
Same in our offices. Some of these people are extremely intelligent earn a FORTUNE but still can't aim or I suspect, choose not to.... before wandering back to another hot desk having not washed their hands.
Unless a cleaner went in every cubicle after every use, I don't know how you solve it - it's horrendously commonplace.
Same in our offices. Some of these people are extremely intelligent earn a FORTUNE but still can't aim or I suspect, choose not to.... before wandering back to another hot desk having not washed their hands.
DiogoJ42
TS Member
To be fair, us guys have a choice.I couldn't even imagine using a public toilet, god knows whats on those seats. Even if its touching cloth, i'll wait until i get home.
.... Mind you, if the seat is wet in the ladies', I DO NOT want to know how it happened.
Kenton80
TS Member
To be fair, us guys have a choice.
.... Mind you, if the seat is wet in the ladies', I DO NOT want to know how it happened.
A big sweaty arse would be my bet
RicketyCricket
TS Member
My number 1 pet peeve.Wee on toilet seats is one of my pet peeves. It's inexcusable but I would hold the not so Great British public responsible than any 'owner' of a toilet.
Unless a cleaner went in every cubicle after every use, I don't know how you solve it - it's horrendously commonplace.
Same in our offices. Some of these people are extremely intelligent earn a FORTUNE but still can't aim or I suspect, choose not to.... before wandering back to another hot desk having not washed their hands.
At towers there are no dividers between urinals. Perhaps the more insecure males of this world see this as a reason to use the cubicles and cover the place in their bladder liquid. Tramps.
DiogoJ42
TS Member
I often use a cubicle over a urinal, for two very important reasons.
1) There's nothing more offputting that trying to wazz when a little kid runs up to the urinal next to you, especially when there are plenty spare (seems to happen a lot in theme parks).
And
2) I wear light coloured combats or shorts. They show up every last drop of urinal splashback. :/
.... But I ALWAYS lift the seat!
1) There's nothing more offputting that trying to wazz when a little kid runs up to the urinal next to you, especially when there are plenty spare (seems to happen a lot in theme parks).
And
2) I wear light coloured combats or shorts. They show up every last drop of urinal splashback. :/
.... But I ALWAYS lift the seat!