The Toilet Topic

[GaryH]

Do the ones in Towers Street still have the sound effects in them?

 

[PeteB]

Do the ones in Towers Street still have the sound effects in them?

You must be joking? There's no place for that kind of magic or humour in a Merlin establishment.

 

[Matt.GC]

Yes they do have the theming of utilitarian late 80's motorway toilets

I think that's the best description of Towers toilets I've ever heard! I knew they reminded me of something but couldn't put my finger on it. I think it's the sky blue bins and cubicle doors.....

 

[delta79]

I used the refurbished toilets in MB. They are really good. Still hard wearing and have a AT logo on every cubicle door. Blow heaters above the entrance doors. And wood cover on the external door into MB

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[Matt.GC]

MB toilets are fine. I like the fact they kept to logo doors. It was a simple and cost effective refurbishment, but it's all they needed.

 

[delta79]

MB toilets are fine. I like the fact they kept to logo doors. It was a simple and cost effective refurbishment, but it's all they needed.

They got the refurbishment spot on with these.

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[Cal]

Which is the best set of toilets to use in the park?

 

[Danny]

Which is the best set of toilets to use in the park?

The ones located just by the Swiss Cottage in the Gardens.

 

[Matt N]

I personally think that the toilets are fine at Alton Towers. As long as they're clean and functional, that's all that matters, in my opinion.

 

[delta79]

Lack of coat hanger in MB toilet. No problem

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[Britford]

Hey, I found this thread behind the barricaded, walled off door...you know, the one with the blood pentagram...
I'll just put it up on the front page yeah?

By the way,
Is there any toilets left with audio in?

(Sorry for double posting, I did that because asking this ^^^ in the same post ruined the joke somewhat...)

 

[DiogoJ42]

All of them come with the natural symphony of grunts, farts, and splashing sounds you can only find in the biggest and best public toilets. Often with the added bonus of screaming children!

 

[delta79]

Is there any toilets left with audio in?

Nope. It left with the rest of the magic.

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[Error]

Loudly saying "curse these piles, god damn it!" and heavily breathing whilst on a public loo is always good.
You don;t need audio, improvise your time on the throne.

 

[delta79]

Along with the new ride time, they have released the opening times for the loos 0600 till 0900 1200 to 1300 1700 till 2100.

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[Danny]

In line with the 2018 operational changes, all toilets across the resort theme park now feature turnstiles requiring a 30p admission fee in order to pass through.

 

[Jonathan]

In line with the 2018 operational changes, all toilets across the resort theme park now feature turnstiles requiring a 30p admission fee in order to pass through.

Apart from the old abandoned ones in the Gardens, of course...

 

[Katy]

In line with the 2018 operational changes, all toilets across the resort theme park now feature turnstiles requiring a 30p admission fee in order to pass through.

Surely you mean £3, this is Merlin after all.

 

[rob666]

30p to get in, three quid to get out.

 

[delta79]

Take nappy bags and baby wipes.

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