So, the 2018 season at Alton Towers is now officially over! And what a season it's been! I've loved this season, and I personally think it's been the best season Alton Towers have had in quite a few years (certainly post-Smiler, anyway.)! Out of interest, what have been everyone's highlights of the 2018 season?
Completely the opposite for me.
Yes, Wickerman turned out taking us all by surprise with the quality of the theming and its experience. Yes, the high levels of patronage returned. Plus I thought Screfest, with more entertainment and a bigger effort made to include the whole park from music to roaming actors was very welcome and akin to some of events of yesteryear.
But I can't describe 2018 as a season in any other way other than the year the park hit a new low. With all the glitz and glamour of Wickerman, the documentary and the scene being set ahead of the season with an obituary/self congratulatory (still can't decide which) 2017 Fireworks, it's easy to forget the following:
# With £55 season passes, although I understand the strategy behind it, they have effectively down marketed the park another notch yet again. I'm doubtful investment will now follow based on the parent companies track record. Whilst some may see the increase in visitation as the park turning a corner, I see it as the birth of a new era of rock bottom prices with an experience to match.
# Despite predicted increases in guest numbers, the opening hours and opening days where worse than ever. They were so inadequate that they needed to be extended on a number of occasions at the last minute.
# No closed rides reopened, there was no excuse for this.
# Food and Beverage offering was just as bad as the season before.
# Single rider queues removed.
# Baggage holds removed. The Smiler one being boarded up with black chip board and having fake ivy draped over it!
# TLC has left so much still to do and should have achieved way more than it actually did and should have been a far bigger programme (although I accept the work was of good quality).
# Cloud Cuckoo Land operated in a completely unacceptable state.
# After on 2 seasons, the state of Galactica is also shambolic.
# Duel is also in a bad way. 2018 is the year that Duel did "a tomb blaster" and was brightly lit with ghastly purple LED lighting.
# Hands up who remembers the original intention to not open the rapids for the first part of the season?
# Like Duel, Galactica and CCL, when the Rapids did open, the gentle boat ride around an unthemed trough overlooked by an incoherently themed wooden coaster seemed like a pointless ride anyway.
# Need I remind anyone of what park operations have been like this season?
# Cuts intensified over the previous seasons, only this year there where guests to wait behind in the queues!
# The plain sheds and toilet block in a field where revealed to us this season. Even the local council told them they were too crap!