people are idiots and don't read signage.
People do read signage, but a majority ofidiotspeople think that these signage don't apply to them
Will the fokes who hand out Darwin awards cope?There's a simple solution to this:
1: Get one of those industrial shredders that farmers use to turn whole dead cows in to mulch in a matter of seconds.
2: Install it in Ripsaw's old spot, with some nice rusty theming and plenty of yellow and black caution stripes.
3: Put a standard Merlin [IE, not themed] warning sign next to it that reads, "DANGER! REAL SHREDDER! Do NOT stick your head in this inviting head-sized hole!"
4: Make a fortune selling popcorn to the rest of us.
The idiot's next of kin can collect the award in from the box office on their way out.Will the fokes who hand out Darwin awards cope?
He did have a look through my bag and scanned our tickets which I don’t think happened last time I used it about 3 years ago@LeeV - but no security, right?
Will the fokes who hand out Darwin awards cope?
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Or just have an automatic vendor to dish out the awards.The idiot's next of kin can collect the award in from the box office on their way out.
It's pretty well known now that bag check at towers is security theater, they don't check bags properly.
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Or just do your bad thing at the checkpoint as that will be a bottleneckAgree 100%. The only parks with remotely effective security are ones who make everyone go through a metal detector & x-ray their bags / phones / wallets etc, i.e. Universal. Disney security is even more of a farce than Alton Towers as their security team (their uniform just reminds me of Police Academy too) "randomly select" people for a metal detector walk-through. If you want to do something bad at Disney in Florida, just get a group of you together, split up, and odds are at least one will get through without "random selection".
I visited Winter Wonderland last year and waited about 15 minutes or so in a crowded queue of people. While the place was busy, the highest concentration of people was BEFORE the security.Or just do your bad thing at the checkpoint as that will be a bottleneck
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I was told it was just for hotel guests to access the park but there is nobody manning it when you leave, there is a button that unlocks the metal gate to let you through coming backIs the Woodland Walk just for hotel guests, or can passholders use it for ERT too?
The idiot's next of kin can collect the award in from the box office on their way out.
Agree 100%. The only parks with remotely effective security are ones who make everyone go through a metal detector & x-ray their bags / phones / wallets etc, i.e. Universal. Disney security is even more of a farce than Alton Towers as their security team (their uniform just reminds me of Police Academy too) "randomly select" people for a metal detector walk-through. If you want to do something bad at Disney in Florida, just get a group of you together, split up, and odds are at least one will get through without "random selection".
Quite, but the theatre aspect only works if you put on the same show at each venue.It's pretty well known now that bag check at towers is security theater, they don't check bags properly.
And don't for example wave certain people through without even pretending to check.Quite, but the theatre aspect only works if you put on the same show at each venue.
And don't forget example wave certain people through without even pretending to check.
Next of kin.@IanSR, True, but "next of kin" doesn't have to mean "offspring".