Funny things you've overheard people say in queuelines

[Ethan]

It might be the inversions all in a row that make it feel intense to me; I also felt quite nauseous getting off Air Race at Drayton Manor, and that has a number of inversions all in a row as well.

Oh now that's a different story

 

[Laura91]

It might be the inversions all in a row that make it feel intense to me; I also felt quite nauseous getting off Air Race at Drayton Manor, and that has a number of inversions all in a row as well.

I don’t find the smiler intense at all. besides the airtime hill and a bit of hangtime, I find it quite forceless but everyone has different opinions/experiences.

Anyway on topic not really in a queuline but we were leaving the toilets by duel today and a very confused looking couple holding a map up genuinely stopped and asked us if the toilets was the entrance to wicker man!

 

[DiogoJ42]

I don’t like violence but people like that need a good drop kick.

People like that are the reason violence was invented.

 

[spinba11]

Rita goes 100mph, heard on the sky ride today.

 

[Matt N]

At Thorpe on Friday, I heard "You'd need about 300 Swarms to build a Stealth...".

 

[delta79]

Rita goes 100mph, heard on the sky ride today.

That keeps popping up.

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[Doublethink]

Rita goes 100mph, heard on the sky ride today.

Think they are getting confused with top thrill dragster there

 

[Thameslink Rail]

During the big six challenge, several news outlets misreported that statistic for example: https://www.nottinghampost.com/whats-on/family-kids/how-free-tickets-alton-towers-230061

 

[Mikw]

That keeps popping up.

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The line - "0-100" was actuallty in the first TV adverts for Rita

Of course it refers to kph rather than mph, but it sounds more impressive.

 

[spinba11]

What adv, oh that bloody awful thing, the 2nd one wasn’t much better.

 

[Coaster]

The number of people I've heard say "Wicker Man looks just like the Runaway Mine Train" is unreal.

 

[Thameslink Rail]

https://photos.app.goo.gl/JycHSu8cGTzWxSBM6
Found this on the Chessington app, spot the mistake.

 

[delta79]

Hear today 'why are they all waiting to see some old guy'


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[Alsty]

Fair point tbh.

 

[delta79]

I must admit i was not in the wardley queue as they shut it just as i got to it.
The queue has a very small joining window.

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[Skyscraper]

I must admit i was not in the wardley queue as they shut it just as i got to it.
The queue has a very small joining window.

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I joined it about half an hour before the first session started. The trick with these things is to get there early!

 

[delta79]

I joined it about half an hour before the first session started. The trick with these things is to get there early!

Unfortunately my daughter has trouble queuing/waiting. So we will probably miss meeting him

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[Skyscraper]

Unfortunately my daughter has trouble queuing/waiting. So we will probably miss meeting him

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Ah I see. Does she get the RAP? You could show that to the staff at the exit and explain your situation, I'm sure they would oblige (especially if it's the same friendly staff from yesterday).

 

[DiogoJ42]

"When you're on a rollercoaster, your guts tell you you're gonna die. But your intellect is telling you 'if EVERYBODY died, their insurance rates would go up, they wouldn't be able to pay to run this ride', it's OK."
- Penn Gillette.

 

[Error]

Max stop picking your nose and wiping It on the fence, you'll get a splinter in your finger.