Funny things you've overheard people say in queuelines

[Ethan]

It seems gcse results day is a good day to go to the park if you want to go in the summer. There won't be anywhere near the amount of teenagers

 

[Boothy]

I'm sure I saw that ops were singing happy birthday on opening day of the season in the station, too?

Which obviously made more sense than singing it in August

 

[Austin Towers]

Not in a queue line but read on trip advisor that Infusion at BPB is better than Nemesis

 

[Jonathan]

Not in a queue line but read on trip advisor that Infusion at BPB is better than Nemesis

What on earth were they smoking?!

 

[Doublethink]

Not in a queue line but read on trip advisor that Infusion at BPB is better than Nemesis

Is that the rolercoaster equivalent of BDSM? Their favourite ride must be Hero at Mingoland

 

[Kraken27]

Not in a queue line but read on trip advisor that Infusion at BPB is better than Nemesis

Are you sure they weren't referring to the, err, "other" Infusion in Blackpool?

I am sure there would be some interesting rides there!

 

[Connor98]

“Dad, why is the top of Rita painted green and black?... I think it’s because they can’t paint that high up son”

 

[spinba11]

I’m not going on stealth after this, person was on stealth waiting to launch.

 

[Tommy85]

Recently heard someone in the Smiler queue tell his mate that it cost £200 million to make it!

 

[AT86]

Recently heard someone in the Smiler queue tell his mate that it cost £200 million to make it!

Well. It’s probably cost them about that in lost revenue. So not far off the mark.

 

[Ethan]

Well. It’s probably cost them about that in lost revenue. So not far off the mark.

Smiler has cost towers about £150 million in revenue. I'm surprised they kept it open and we're willing to spend that much tbh

 

[Rick]

@Ethan RTP numbers aren't released by division? Enlighten us!

 

[pluk]

"it's the only thing here with a queue, it must be good"
Derren Brown's Ghost Train, a dead Thorpe Park, 09/09/19.

Hillariously incorrect.

 

[Tommy85]

Well. It’s probably cost them about that in lost revenue. So not far off the mark.

The way he said it i’m pretty sure he was on about construction cost alone tho. That’s why it made me chuckle.

 

[Jb85]

Smiler has cost towers about £150 million in revenue. I'm surprised they kept it open and we're willing to spend that much tbh

They would have lost that revenue regardless whether they kept it open or not

 

[Error]

Smiler has cost towers about £150 million in revenue. I'm surprised they kept it open and we're willing to spend that much tbh

Sauce?

 

[MellowPasta]

Sauce?

Ketchup or mayo?

 

[Ancient]

Personally I prefer brown, maybe a nice HP.

 

[Tibble]

Went the other week on oblivion and a kid saw the maintenance / holding shed whilst we were waiting to unload he turned to his friend and said

"I was here the other month and they hadn't moved the track so we went into that area and almost crashed. They gave us free passes to keep us quiet'

 

[Jb85]

Went the other week on oblivion and a kid saw the maintenance / holding shed whilst we were waiting to unload he turned to his friend and said

"I was here the other month and they hadn't moved the track so we went into that area and almost crashed. They gave us free passes to keep us quiet'

Lol ....wouldn’t surprise me though