Funny things you've overheard people say in queuelines

[Alsty]

Last week in Woodcutters, a woman kept telling her kids about "Nemesis Sub-Terrier"

 

[Danny]

In the Nemesis queue:

"Can you believe there's a section of the Internet where people freak out and comment obsessively when Thirteen is down for 60 seconds?"

 

[delta79]

Last week in Woodcutters, a woman kept telling her kids about "Nemesis Sub-Terrier"

Did she describe it as a bit woof.
#DadJoke

 

[coasterenthusiast]

In the Thirteen queue I overheard a little kid saying “I don’t know if I want to go on; do you know it does 13 loop the loops!”

 

[blackholes crow]

O on Friday I heard one in the nemesis qué
(Forgot about this till now)

Apparently during winter and off seasons thay park 1 train on the lift and the other in the station
On the lift....really!!!

 

[coasterenthusiast]

I heard in the Nemesis Inferno queue that - “Nemesis Inferno is better than Nemesis Reborn” - guy had no clue what he was on about!

 

[IDB]

I heard a group in Blackpool discussing a “spinning looping ride” that spun faster and faster, couldn’t be stopped and when they finally did stop it, everyone on it was dead.

 

[NuttySquirrel]

I heard a group in Blackpool discussing a “spinning looping ride” that spun faster and faster, couldn’t be stopped and when they finally did stop it, everyone on it was dead.

This was actually a genuine concept designed by a Lithuanian professor - purely as a thought experiment mind, I don't think there was ever any intention that such a thing would be built. It essentially involves pushing the rider into tighter and tighter loops exerting sustained high G-forces until they lose consciousness and ultimately die.

A Ride on This Hypothetical ‘Euthanasia Coaster’ Sounds Like a Fine Way to Die

The ride is more of a thought experiment than a real proposal, but the underlying science of dying—joyously—is real.

www.popularmechanics.com

 

[Zeock]

The first dialogue was in the queue for The Smiler. The second dialogue was in the queue for Sub-Terra.

'Didn't this ride have a crash?'
'Yes, but it happened in the 90s...or maybe the 2000s. Anyway, it was a long time ago.'

'Is this based on a film?'
'No, this is based on the Nemesis story.'
'What is the name of the creature in Nemesis anyway?'
'Nemesis.'
'Oh...I thought that it might have been the Loch Ness Monster.'
'Does that look like the Loch Ness Monster to you‽'
'I don't know what the Loch Ness Monster looks like!'
'It's supposed to be some form of dinosaur.'