Funny things you've overheard people say in queuelines

[delta79]

Not in a ride queue.

Waiting in a shop and the bloke in front say " things are not made in the uk anymore. My tv has built in antenna.
I have never heard of antenna, let alone know where it is in the world.

 

[Alix]

Heard in the Ninferno queue
“LOOK! Someone’s vaping on hyperia!!!”

No they weren’t, the lids had been taken off the water dummies and it was water not vape

 

[Matt N]

As this thread’s been recently bumped, I forgot about one I overheard when I was at PortAventura in September, waiting for Red Force to open:

“They’ve got one like this at Alton Towers. That one’s way bigger and faster; this one’s a bit pathetic in comparison, really. It’s like they bought the one from Alton Towers off TEMU!”

Most interestingly, this seemed to annoy my mum greatly. She whispered to me and my dad “God, I’d love to smack that British man in front of us. He’s acting like he’s so smart, yet he clearly knows nothing about theme parks; anyone who’s been to Alton Towers knows that’s not true!”…