London Entertainment Resort: All Discussion

[JAperson]

With a potential leadership challenge on the horizon for Boris Johnson, it would perhaps be pertinent for investors to wait and see what his successor's policy is on RMC.

They’ll want them to produce even more concrete.

 

[Matt.GC]

This thread is the discussion equivalent of continually shocking a corpse with a defibrillator every few days even though said corpse died years ago, the funeral has been held and spiders are crawling out of the eye sockets.

 

[rob666]

But both are fun ways of killing the twixtmas hours before new year's eve.

 

[Danny]

Could the London Resort be building an RMC?

Could the London Resort be built at all is the more pressing question.

 

[Skyscraper]

Could the London Resort be built at all is the more pressing question.

Can we get to 100 pages is the other question.

 

[Danny]

Can we get to 100 pages is the other question.

It's the only reason they've extended the opening to 2025.

Some top level executive will have sat there and said:

"You know what lads? Just to make sure the topic about us on TowersStreet (where they're all laughing at our decade long conveyor belt of press releases and concept art designed by intern graphic artists with no actual knowledge of ride manufacturers) makes it to 100 pages, let's do another cheeky opening year extension".

The boardroom will have erupted with cheers, and champagne glasses clinking full of Don Perignon, funded by first time investors drumming their fingers on a desk, wondering if they will ever get a return of their investment.

 

[Jb85]

I’m gonna put a prediction out there

…….

This won’t happen!

close the thread…. Reopen when we have actual news

that way I should win a 2022 award with he coronavirus thread

 

[Skyscraper]

Does someone want to tell Shawn that it's just not going to happen?

 

[Danny]

He knows himself it won't happen; he is very open about that in person. Gotta make his content money somehow.

 

[Matt.GC]

I’m gonna put a prediction out there

…….

This won’t happen!

close the thread…. Reopen when we have actual news

How do you do it Holmes?

 

[The Big Mack]

Some more concept art has landed.

 

[Tim]

That's a classic example of the problem with concept art. A waterfall of Lava looks cool but there's no way to practically re-create that as an effect. Even Disney's best attempt only works in the dark:

 

[Themeparksandy1981]

No that’s not lava but all the gold they wasted on this project so far.

 

[Davezilla]

Some more concept art has landed.

Looks good. Do we know the opening date? Going to book a hotel.

 

[Poisson]

Looks good. Do we know the opening date? Going to book a hotel.

February 11th, 6969

 

[rob666]

Shall we organise a meet up?
Main reception at nine, to walk through to the main gate as a group for rope drop?

 

[Poisson]

Shall we organise a meet up?
Main reception at nine, to walk through to the main gate as a group for rope drop?

Yeah yeah, you say that but you'll have been in the Diamond bar the night before and won't surface until 11am and then nearly collapse at how much you spent on drinking warm Stella out of a diamond encrusted solid platinum goblet.

 

[rob666]

There will be no sleep the night before.

 

[Matt.GC]

February 11th, 6969

Pffft, "Doom monger and naysayer". It's opening February the 10th.

 

[Fuct]

Some more concept art has landed.

I actually thought that was a pisstake for a second. Looks like 90s video game box art!