OK, couldn't be bothered with an actual tour report, but thought I would add a comment on today's ops, after a three and a half year gap.
Top marks for express parking and entry...no mobile, no printer, but entry pre arranged, and in through security and turnstiles in less than two minutes.
Slow limp to the Dark Forest, very short front seat wait for Rita, but 13 closed, quite a queue for a closed ride, but not even testing...hung around for ten minutes, but noisy schoolkid queue...so
Smiler, again top marks, bypassed an entrance paperwork dispute, down single rider, straight through the merge in less than a minute, straight into a gate at the top of the stairs.
Enjoyable ride, usual rough bumps, but nice to be back...noticed the queue was getting long for an off peak day.
Oblivion, meant to be twenty minutes, but the spiralling queue looks twice that, and they were not sending trains round...one train in about five minutes. So no.
Slow wander round the lake, fed the ducks, off to spinball, twenty minute queue, problems with a breakdown, so a delay getting off.
Fun.
Back to the car for an excellent early lunch, then off to the runaway train.
Very, very slow ops.
Four staff checking belts, but the whole process seemed to take so much longer than in the past.
Still fun, but not really worth the three train wait.
Rapids, closed, with four bored staff on the gate.
Curse, fine, good makeover, walk on as expected...improvement on the zombies.
Sub terra, half an hour queue, nope.
Nemesis, breakdown when halfway round the new, very steep starting queueline.
Let people past me in the limp out of the queue, so everyone beats me to Galactica.
Big queue for that, so no.
Most enjoyable part of the day...gardens, lower level lakes, stepping stones, more ducks, and feeding the giant carp.
Some work has been done on the gardens, but the main valley alpine shrubbery is in an absolutely shocking state, last year's dead ferns all over the place, full of weeds and weed trees.
Soaked my swelling ankle in the corkscrew fountain rill, then off to Wickerman.
Half hour queue, lovely ride, very good ops, no complaints...but see the rapids haven't opened at all.
Hear in the queue that 13 is down again, so, more food and beer time.
Eastern express...massive queue of people waiting to order and pay, another massive crowd of people waiting for their orders, so I don't bother.
Go for a welcome inn beer, but the barman hasn't a clue...no price list, no beer percentages (driver needs to know), plastic glasses, struggles with the family in fronts order, so I wander off, back to the car for a picnic (with choice of beverages) part two.
No skyride means my limp is bad, and I simply couldn't be arsed doing another full lap to mop up the closed rides...so day done by 2pm.
Lovely day out, but lots of closed stuff all over the park.
4/10 rating for availability, 7/10 for ops on the rides that were actually open when I was in that area of the park.