Since the last time I hadn't attended a Scarefest, I've had 3 kids (the oldest of which is 16 next year), changed job 3 times, moved house 4 times, put on net 3 stone, developed a painful back problem, started wearing glasses, grown loads of grey hairs, the Smartphone has been invented, Queenie Liz has croaked it, and we're on our 7th Prime Minister.
Yet here I am, financially much better off that I was back then when I used to book posh hotel rooms, mazes, the whole lot. And I feel no enticement to go at all this year. So excuse me if I haven't read the whole thread and caught up on everything.
At this rate, I'm starting to think that the Skinsnatchers maze will outlive me! I'll recant on my deathbed, tales to my great grandchildren, of a time before this maze existed, and they probably won't believe me.
If theres 1 thing I personally don't want to see more of at all at the park, other than more things painted purple, additional haunted/gloomy/dark hollows/woods/forests, and shorter opening hours - it's more Phalanx nonsense. Now a Scarefest attraction themed to this lame new "sinister organisation" junk? Is polluting their best coaster with this tosh not enough?
Even in the 2016 onwards dark age of the park, Scarefest ran until 9pm. Now you want me out of your hair by 8, before it even gets dark? Sod you, night riding and 11 hour days was one of the best parts of the event!
No matter what day I visit on, whether off-peak of not, I've had a rotten experience at Towers for a year now. From them leaving my whole family miles away from home without a place to stay at 1am on a cold night with no one available to sort it out, having taken £hundreds of my money, last Scarefest - to awful queues, poor ride reliability, removed/closed attractions, the Spa closure, and price rises this year.
A Daz Game was a washing powder advert wasn't it? The doorstep challenge and all that? What is it you want me to pay for? You act like I should already have some affinity with the Daz guy? What is it you want any of us to pay for? It seems like a mess of a package pricing strategy.
You need to eat on park at Scarefest when you're staying. Logistically impossible to eat anywhere else. What do I do? Waste an hour plus of my time, that I don't have due to your terrible operations and stingy opening hours, in Woodcutters or RCR (if you're lucky enough to get a table) just to be able to get access to edible food? That or Walkers crisps, Magnums or £10 Rollovers? What will we be able to eat?
Will the excellent whispering souls garden walkthrough be returning?
Will there be a maze, a scare room, or show, themed to Scarefest back at the hotels? The atmosphere that always used to be present at this time of year in the accommodation? Hell, will you even bother playing 'Monster Mash' and stick a B&M bargains fake cobweb up this year?
If this season so far is anything to go by, I can't see a reason to want to visit my favourite place in the country, at my favourite time of year. Last year's Scarefest was one of the worst I've ever been to (the only improvement being Burial Grounds, everything else was the same or worse than previous years), and has been followed by the worst Towers season I've ever experienced.
What is happening with this place if I can't be bothered to go to Scarefest? It was always circled on the calendar in permanent marker.