Re: Thorpe Park
This whole THORPE PARK Resort is beyond ridiculous.
Even if Thorpe did add a proper, large hotel, it couldn't be classed as Thorpe Park Resort in my eyes, because, the way a theme park resort is defined, it needs to have:
a) have a decent sized theme park with a VARIETY of rides
b) have another attraction other than a theme park to keep the resort open all year round.
Look at Chessington and Towers for example, they both have two proper hotels (well Chessington's second is in the making), and a second gate attraction, Chessington Zoo is big enough to spend a day in (providing all areas are open) and the Alton Towers Waterpark can be good fun for the afternoon.
However, Thorpe Park Thorpe Park Resort lack these things that they just don't have the space for, and it doesn't help that you can do the park in a day, sometimes and hour if you aren't a thrill seeker.
Thorpe need to look at more urgent and important things before adding a shipping container Hotel, not to mention branding themselves as a resort.