Visited Thorpe on Saturday and can't say as I was too impressed.
I was there on Saturday and had a great day. Admittedly, we didn't have to queue for anything which inevitably made things slightly different than what you described. Ride availability was generally pretty good, (I think) everything running at maximum capacity.
It took two (and a half) goes on Ghost Train to get the full experience. It is what it is... it's a great idea, but I am not sure it has been fully executed yet, despite the best efforts of Thorpe and their partners. I'm not sure if enthusiasts realise how much blood, sweat and tears have gone into that thing (don't worry, it's been thoroughly sanitised with a wet wipe
).
If you can't appreciate the 'stuff' that has gone into that ride, or something like SWARM, I don't think you'll ever be able to get on board with Merlin. Those rides are very much definitive examples of the direction that the chain is going in and I applaud it - if you step back and look at what has been produced there, it's golden. Ghost Train is very much an ongoing project, that's one of the best things about the technology.
Also, Slammer. I still love that ride. Long may they continue to keep patching it up. Again, hats off - they could have scrapped it like Six Flags did with theirs. It ran pretty consistently on Saturday.
Mazes - whatever. They're fine. We quickly sped round them, they are what they are - I can't get excited about them. Would I pay to access them? No chance. Would I wait for them? No chance. It amazes me how enthusiasts get all cerebral about them. You can dress it up all you want, it's still a bunch of drama students shouting boo. If I had to pick a favourite, it would probably be Big Top.
I wasn't going to mention this, but I will- we witnessed some enthusiasts during breakdown number 2 on Ghost Train who made me retreat back into my broken VR headset. We were being evacuated from the ride and the staff members (obviously frustrated with the situation) were trying to assist some cranky guests when two guys decked out in Alton merch accosted the host with questions about the breakdown, preventing her from doing her job.
"I think there's an issue with blah blah blah" one said, "I am going to write to Nick Varney about buying things from Intamin" said the other. Honestly, douche-baggery like that absolutely kills me. It's not cool, kids.