Hyperia will be closed for a week from 22nd September for "maintenance".
Source, Thorpe park app ride availability
Based on the current trend, of presuming that rides Thorpe Park closes for maintenance are never going to re-opening ever again, I created this little (entirely fictional) ditty for you all.
Hyperia's Final Days? Thorpe Park to Shut Rollercoaster for 'Maintenance'
Exclusive: Fears Grow as Theme Park Giant Plans Extended Closure
In a shock announcement that has sent thrill-seekers into a frenzy, Thorpe Park has revealed that it will be closing its iconic rollercoaster, Hyperia, for "scheduled maintenance" from September 22nd to 27th. However, many are now questioning whether this is just a cover-up for a more sinister plan: the permanent closure and dismantling of the ride.
Hyperia, known for its heart-pounding inversions and mind-bending loops, has faced a troubled history since its opening. Despite initial excitement, the ride was forced to close shortly after its debut due to technical issues. Since then, it has experienced intermittent downtime, leaving visitors disappointed and frustrated.
As a result of this extended closure, rumours are swirling that Thorpe Park's parent company, Merlin Entertainments, is planning to quietly phase out the rollercoaster. Some speculate that the decision may be influenced by the high costs of maintenance and the potential safety risks associated with such a complex ride.
The fear of Hyperia's demise is heightened by the recent tragic incident at Alton Towers, another Merlin Entertainments park. The Smiler rollercoaster collided with an empty carriage, resulting in serious injuries and amputations. This incident raised serious questions about the company's safety protocols and its commitment to the well-being of its guests.
While Thorpe Park has vehemently denied any plans to close Hyperia permanently, many thrill-seekers are skeptical. As the rollercoaster's future hangs in the balance, only time will tell whether this extended closure marks the beginning of the end for one of the park's most beloved attractions.
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