I know it's something we've discussed several times before over the years, but I just wanted to bring this up again, as something has set me off as you'll soon find out. So apologies if this comes across as just me having a big old moan and whine.
I was just flicking through TowersStreet Facebook, as I do from time to time, and I just spotted this image we shared, and it made me feel really pretty irritated.
I guess the root of this is simple a question of why does this still exist?
I'm sorry, but I find there to be literally no redeeming features to Thorpe Park's entrance area. It's an eyesore of a structure and plaza, which bares more resemblance to one of China's infamous ghetto park's than a leading UK attraction.
It sends out such a terrible first impression of the park, not helped in any way by the seemingly endless pop-up cattlepen which is slapped in front of the ticketing windows in an attempt to compensate for the fact that there simply isn't enough capacity for the number of visitors Thorpe attracts on a busy day.
Theme parks in the UK generally have a stigma attached to them that they are crowded, busy places, where you will be spending the vast majority of your time waiting in a queue for everything. Whilst this may have been true several years ago the issue is no where near as prominent at our parks as it once was.
Sure, I throughputs aren't the best in the world, and I appreciate that every park has its bad days (Some moreso than others), but surely parks and attractions should be doing their best to dispel this belief? Obviously, we're never going to have successful parks which do not have queues, as it just simply does not happen. Even the beacons of the industry such as Europa Park and The Disney Parks are in no way immune to this. But what really gets my gander up is that Thorpe appears to make no effort in any way to alleviate these problems.
Upon arriving at Thorpe for your first time, as your average guest you park your car on the gravel and walk towards the entrance to purchase a ticket. At this point you should hopefully be in a pretty good mood. You've got a day of leisure time to do as you please, and you're looking forward to having a break from it all for just a few hours. You draw closer to the entrance, come to face the Thorpe Park logo archway and are confronted by this:
Instantly your mood and expectations are lowered. Obviously, it's something pretty opinionated, but for me when I see those cattlepens spilling out all over the place my opinion just hits rock bottom. Instantly, the old generalisation of the theme park is seemingly confirmed. As I've said, queues are inevitable, and there's never going to be a way to completely prevent them, but at least some effort could be made to minimise them and make them more tolerable. I'm sure in the early 90s when the park was still in its forming years the entrance was more than sufficient, with the park receiving only a fraction of the custom it does today. But times change, and so should the park. Features like this should be evolving with the time, and yet they remain stuck in the past.
But the cattlepens are only the tip of the iceberg. You then come to the grimy, ugly buildings and design. The bland, uninspiring blue which the whole area is coated in is so lifeless and boring. Back in the days of Tussauds' Thorpe Park it was a much more refreshing cream and purple scheme. Whilst the awful buildings remained more or less the same it felt a lot more pleasant and inviting than the miserable, soulless blue which now dominates the area.
Then there's the signage on the archway. Whilst I much prefer the current logo design to the Tussauds version the actually design of the signs is, again, dull and grimy. For many years I actually kept wondering why they didn't just jet wash it and freshen it up, before I realised that no, that dirty brown look is actually part of the design! Once again, it makes the whole plaza feel washed out and unloved.
Moving back we come to the main towers, housing the turnstiles. Again, I think that it looked far better in its Tussauds regalia - just - but it's still another a flat, characterless structure which does little more than spoil what is actually a nice view of the park skyline unfolding before you, and the bridge to the island, taking you from the rest of the world to the island. Instead, it sits there, obstructing the park with its towers which have all the charm of the Bates Motel manor.
The sight of the park from the carpark is both impressive and striking, particularly to first time visitors, and it has the ability to really hype you up and get you in the mood for the day ahead. As I've said before, it's something which is very unique to the UK, seeing that impressive collection of tall coasters and flat rides stretching into the sky, and it really does set the adrenalin pumping.
Back to the entrance building though, it's not uncommon for a scrum to result here as hundreds of visitors compact together to filter through the turnstiles and onto the bridge. It's another free-for-all experience which again can lower ones spirits and expectation.
I'll wrap things up now, as I'm conscious that this is just becoming another longwinded complaint about the state of the entrance and impression that Thorpe gives. I just long for them to sort it out once and for all, and breath a new lease of life into the place.
Thorpe Park, in spite of its many flaws, remains one of my favourite parks (Top 5), and I do love the place a great deal. But it really infuriates me that they allow things like the abysmal entrance area, or the state of Colossus' theming to continue, unresolved. I know that ideas and plans have supposedly arisen in the past to deal with the entrance, and yet as each season rolls by it still remains. Times change, and when compared to other parks Thorpe has matured very quickly. Perhaps too quickly.
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Tl;dr
Thorpe's entrance is vile, and needs sorting!