Some Quick Thoughts on Angry Birds Land:
1. Dodgems: They are fun. The cars are spacious and comfortable, and use a lap bar system that works nicely. The minimal design of the cars actually work quite well. The ride is smooth, no bump was painful. An improvement over chessington's and very enjoyable. The themed cladding is appalling though. Some 2D brickwork on a piece of polystyrene is not good enough!
2. 4D Movie: Surprisingly good. There are actually seats here and they are very comfortable. The effects are to a mostly good standard and the movie is somewhat decent. The effects are used in a number of ways that haven't been used in a merlin 4d before. It actually surprised me! Recommended. Shame about the blatant sexism with the pink bird!
3. Other Guff: The shop has an uninspiring collection of pluff toys, key rings and board games. Though the Jenga one looked cool. There new food outlet, offers jacket potatos, hot dogs, and cookies/muffins. Seemed alright. Theming is uninspiring throughout, but what is there is decent and the area is actually quite pleasant to be in. There is even a little interactive, reaction based game, which is free!! and also makes no sense. Detonator retheme, is really just a sign and soundtrack change.
Final rating 7/10
Surprisingly good! The rides are comfortable and to a god standard, the area looks alright. Its fine really.
Also note: They have a new Aliens arcade game in the dome, but this is a light gun game, and the graphics are cell shaded. WT*?