Re: Thorpe Park
Interestingly it seems the general opinion about the new feature is positive. Now I really don't want to moan, but this is some of the least interesting theming I have ever seen. It is as dull and unimaginative as a billboard can ever be...
So this is supposed to be a theme park, where people come to escape mundane stuff like advertising, but Thorpe Park have done such an unimpressive job that even a real advert would look more interesting than this (no exaggeration). Now I knew they would attempt some kind of irony with the graffiti, but they have just gone for the most obvious joke ever: "Welcome to Hell". Anybody could have thought that up and it isn't amusing for me.
On the whole, it possesses no visual character or thematic personality. A big factor for a near-miss to be effective is the visual impact as you fly towards it; this is just a flat object with a hole in it. It will provide a brief moment of 'danger' but nothing special.
At least it won't undermine my enjoyment of the area, but it's completely forgettable anyway.
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On a different note, Thorpe Park have now released their 2013 map and there are some interesting changes. Notably X:\\No Way Out is now simply "X", and Saw Alive has died.