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• SAW: The Ride
  SAW: The Ride, otherwise known as SORE, is a [[Gerstlauer|Gerstlauer]] Euro-Fighter [[Rol [[Category: Faff Ride]]
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• Alternative ride names
  ...use people can't be bothered saying the full name, or to mock an unpopular ride. *[[Th13teen|Th13teen]] - ThFAILteen, Breakdown: The Ride, Thibby
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• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Ride
  Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is <s>an abomination</s> a dark ride located in the [[Cloud Cuckoo Land]] area of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Tower ...that 80 days was far too long a ride duration - even for the nerdiest dark ride aficionados) it controversially opted to use the treasured [[Intellectual P
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• The Marmite Ride
  The Marmite Ride phrase has recently applied to many new attractions within theme parks and.
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• Ride De Bull!
  Ride de bull, stey on de bull! Ride de bull to de left side!
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• Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride
  Although, don't be fooled and lured onto hopping aboard this death trap. The ride is dominated by several small children who hop behind the wheel of the 10BH ...on caused on the tractor course from 200ft in the sky, it is much safer to ride on [[Squirrel Nutty]].
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• Great Dark Ride Interactivity Reformation of the Modern Age
  The Great Dark Ride Interactivity Reformation of the Modern Age ('''GDRIRMA''') was an exceedin The decision was made that [[Terror Tomb]] (a ride already rethemed once and renamed twice for being far, far too confusing fo
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• Come Ride With Me
  ...ng edge of the UK Theme Park Industry. From entrance plaza ticket staff to ride hosts, from theme park border control to crazy theme park fans, and from lo However today, the ride has had to close early.
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• Laser Raiders
  ...goland|LEGOLAND]]^® Windsor, ''Laser Raiders'' is the best dark ride in the world, bar none, according to some TST members. ...immaterial, as is the high visibility of every piece of non-scenery in the ride, and the huge laser beams created by the hair-dryer-like [[Guns|guns]] - it
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• That's HAWT
  ''"Nemesis. That's HAWT!"'' would also translate to "Nemesis is a brilliant ride!" in everyday language.
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• Thorpe Park
  ...de] to prove it. There used to be an animatronic witch at the front of the ride who cackled at you for your stupid 80s mullet/90s shave. [http://www.youtub ...ly burnt down with Wicked Witches Haunt. This was a wonderful and pleasant ride that was the Southern equivalent to [[Toyland Tours]] at <nowiki>Alton Towe
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• Nemesis Inferno
  ...s something else and then returns back to the station. This is the longest ride in the park and takes a staggering fifteen seconds to complete the circuit. The main similarities of this ride to Nemesis (besides the name) is the teenage, pregnant, spotty staff, which
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• Stealth
  ...ion several inches inches into the sky. A common misconception is that the ride travels 0-80 in under 2 seconds. This is actually referring to the queue ti ...stalls in the park, making them heavy enough to be ejected from their next ride on Stealth, and the circle of fattiness goes on.
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• SAW: The Ride
  SAW: The Ride, otherwise known as SORE, is a [[Gerstlauer|Gerstlauer]] Euro-Fighter [[Rol [[Category: Faff Ride]]
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• X:\No Way Out
  ...d be <s>in Octopus Gardens</s> on [[Storm_Surge|Storm Surge]]. During the ride it is a common place for riders, however childish, to replace the stereotyp ...d rollercoaster. Due to the lack of decent maintenance at Thorpe Park, the ride was held together by Blu-Tack and sticky-backed plastic until a 2013 rethem
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• Lost City
  ...re and there that the chavs simply don't care about anymore as long as the ride is 'wikkid'. A [[S and S|S&S]] Screaming Swing. This is most likely the only thrill ride on park that everyone actually likes, as well as being the most like a glor
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• Canada Creek
  ...s is now a circle around the area, eh, and passing [[SAW: The Ride|SAW: Eh Ride]] to scare children, eh. You can also spot bears hanging around, eh.
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• Calypso Quay
  ...e themed like a pirate... volcano... explosives... place... with a crapids ride.
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• Rumba Rapids
  ...theming or corporate image after the chavs had done their worst to it. The ride is therefore probably much the same now as it was under sponsorship, i.e. s == Ride experience ==
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• Tidal Wave
  [[Category: Ride]]
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• Intellectual Property
  ...aking other people's ideas will in fact not lead to a unique and fantastic ride. It goes against the laws of [[John Wardley|Wardleyism]]! Of course, a soph ...wikid" plans to retheme [[Duel]], for example, into a "Nazi Zombies"-based ride will not actually be as "well gud innit" as they "fink" the idea would be.
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• Chessington World of Adventures
  ... extent, Transylvania. This is typically highlighted by theming, music and ride announcements. ...eve this is a [[rollercoaster]] when in fact it is not, and it is simply a ride that happens to be on a track.
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• TST Chat
  ... ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" * matt: You'd ride anything that's slightly hard and over 16 years of age... :P
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• Rollercoaster
  :''This page is about rollercoasters in general. For the ride at [[Mandyland]] see [[Rollercoaster (PBB)]] aka Nickelodeon Streak. For a ...nds of its riders. [[Arrow|Arrow Dynamics]], previously one of the largest ride manufacturers, [[Closed|closed]] down after <nowiki>Th13teen</nowiki> opene
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• Dedicated Trackside Flux Sensor
  ...xceeds this threshold value, and E-stop the ride. The process by which the ride is E-stopped is actually quite interesting: rather than just flagging up a ...ain concept behind the DTFS. Had the DTFS been operating correctly on this ride, it would have been out of action much earlier in the day, resulting in the
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• Roland Mack
  When riding a [[Mack|Mack]] ride on a TST meet, it is generally required to express one's undying love for R
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• Alternative ride names
  ...use people can't be bothered saying the full name, or to mock an unpopular ride. *[[Th13teen|Th13teen]] - ThFAILteen, Breakdown: The Ride, Thibby
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• Von Roll
  ...hat Von Roll left a small scented candle burning in the roof of one of the ride buildings, as revenge for Universal Studios for not purchasing a [[Monofail
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• Alton Towers
  *[[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Ride]] *[[Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride]]
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• The Flume
  [[Category: Ride]]
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• Europa Park
  Home of [[Bench]] - the ride.
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• Main Page
  * [[:Category:Ride|Other rides]]
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• Doodle Doo Derby
  ... typically over 15 and are usually too old for this sort of ride but still ride it anyway for a bit of fun. ...Doodle is the '[[Air|Air]] gates' used for letting the visitors get on the ride. It is also probably the most technologically updated thing in the Farm are
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• Quack-O-Coaster
  ...rst [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] in the world that ducks were able to ride, and works by having their plastic genital area scraped along the track som ...Adventures]], known as the 'Duck N' Dive Revitaliser' for some reason. The ride's location was previously home to the 'Cola Coaster', a much more sensible
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• Thirteen
  ...al '[[Wraiths|wraiths]]') were quick to seek out public opinion of the new ride. Opinions generally ranged from "Yeah, quite good. Bit short though" to "Ye The ride experience of <nowiki>Th13teen</nowiki> has been described as having "more
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• The Fifth Dimension
  ...dley]], and a script by Douglas Adams, it was pretty much the perfect dark ride. ==Ride Experience and Plot==
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• Chav
  ...ure, amusement and theme parks, visiting either because a 'fast and wikid' ride is in their interest or because they wish to heckle the General Public by: ... are Alton Towers and [[Thorpe Park]], both vastly different in market and ride lineup. Although Thorpe Park is more up 'da' street for Southern Chavs with
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• Submission
  Submission was a cruel and misanthropic flat ride, located at [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]. It is considered by many to be " ...se this fact, [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] occasionally rotate the entire ride 180 degrees to give the impression that both arms are genuine, a technique
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• Black Hole Tent
  ...ng in it", which turned out to be a Schwarzkopf Jet Star II model. The new ride - The Black Hole - drew in huge crowds. Many were left speechless, which wa While the ride was tinkered with, or renamed many, many times, the tent itself did not und
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• Drayton Manor
  ... their former cunning choice of leaving rides to rot before building a new ride on top, as well as their stunning idea to be surrounded by a car park with ...n prides itself in being a park with "''firsts''" such as having a Verkoma ride, a [[Maurer Söhne]] that hasn't committed homocide, an Intamin rapids that
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• Terror Tomb
  ...n Tomb]]''' and ultimately '''[[Tomb_Blaster|Tomb Blaster]]''') was a dark ride at [[Chessington World of Adventures]] which was built after it was decided ...t, evil pineapples in one scene, or they were just [[chav|chavs]]. The new ride's storyline was heavily dumbed down to make it hammy and predictable, so th
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• Meh
  A more simplistic term of saying "I couldn't care any less" or "That ride was alright, not too bothered". A good example of a "MEH" ride is Drongos Racer at Plopsaland.
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• The Beastie
  '''The Beastie''' was [[Alton Towers]]' classic example of a well themed ride. It was themed around a rough [[Pinfari|Pinfari]] in a big red metal cage, ... G-Force was their answer to ''The Beastie'', they succeeded in making the ride more painful, and also managed to reduce the throughput to 22 persons per h
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• Shockwave
  ...de is not suitable for Males over the age of 14, this is documented in the Ride Restrictions. Since construction, other parks have been literally falling o ...ild was born as an Hermaphrodite. The track is manufactured by B&M but the ride system & trains were manufactured by [[Intamin]]. This is justified by the
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• Electric Bill
  ...Haunted House'') at [[Alton Towers]]. The animatronic was installed on the ride in 1993 as part of the new Skeleton Corridor scene (see below), being a rep ...e interactive dark ride technology". This meant that they were turning the ride into a laser quest and adding some dummies painted to look like zombies. Ma
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• Amanda Thompson
  ...per|Big Dipper]] has crashed. However, these people don't realise that the ride is ''designed'' to do this, so that each and every year a lucky train load ...easure beach stops my heart from breaking, when Alton Towers is closed for ride making. ''
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• The Ultimate
  ...heir latest white-knuckle ride. (Although many would call it a purple-knee ride) The addition of a station to the death trap's layout began in 1990, and the 'ride' opened in 1991. Many companies were approached to undertake this work, and
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• The Gods Of Roller Coasters
  ...se who looked upon [[God]]'s wood saw it to be good. And lo, many chose to ride the good wood. And they were filled with tears of joy, that [[God]] gave th
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• Runaway Mine Train
  ... operate the ride during open season. It is in fact admired so much that a ride op coined the phrase ''Choo Choo!'' to signify the love and devotion given. ...[Mack]] have truly harnessed for their wonderful needs as the world's best ride manufacturer.
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• Rollercoaster (PBB)
  ...much higher speeds on the second half of the ride. This may result in the ride closing as the brakes can only just stop the train. ...eing a shade of orange commonly found in tanning salons. It is thought the ride was going to be sponsored by Fanta before [[Alton Towers]] snuck in an offe
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• Raptor Attack
  ...nd decided to ride the newly opened [[The Ultimate|Ultimate]] instead. The ride is thought to be a [[Schwarzkopf]] Wildcat model. ...rk community swallowed this shameless re-writing of history whole, and the ride has been a massive critical success. But how silly is that? Dinosaurs? In a
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• Acceptable Wetness
  ...unacceptable wetness, ironically in this case on the Congo River Rapids, a ride usually praised for its fantastically acceptable wetness levels.]] A ride that is of a style that usually has reasonable Potential For Wetness (PFW),
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• Pinfari
  ...fering. Many Pinfari fans see this as a dark day for Tornado and claim the ride has never been the same since. ...n Z40 model, the hand sculpted papier-mâché 'mountain' that engulfed the ride was a grand and imposing structure. Thunder Mountain is notable as the only
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• Monorail
  [[Category: Faff Ride]] [[Category: Ride]]
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• Legoland
  ...lth and safety policy on its pirate ship, the world's lowest capacity dark ride ([[Laser Raiders]]) and a shoot-on-sight attitude towards smokers.
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• Sonic Spinball
  ...orld_of_Adventures|Chessington World of Adventures]]. An infinitely better ride, with a long, winding, out-and-back layout. To add insult to injury, it ope The ride was originally 'themed' - and that word is used loosely - as a pinball... b
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• Oblivion
  ...the secrets of the ride. This was to double as a tunnel through which the ride passes. ...e a mobile phone or camera on the lift hill to give an excuse to stop the 'ride'.
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• Skyride
  ...was limited to 4 per gondola. As well as upgrading the current system, the ride was also extended to Fountain Square (now [[Cloud Cuckoo Land]]). [[Category:Ride]]
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• Mack
  They did bring us [[Bench]]: the Ride after all.
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• Hex - The Legend of the Towers
  ...ing one, and so asked the holy [[John Wardley]] to create (or steal) a new ride concept. After much brainstorming, he found that the rich ponce Talbot fami ... House was chosen at random out of a tombola by John Wardley (in fact, the ride ended up being a pirate ship INSIDE a tombola) and was then dipped in the i
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• Duel
  ...ds of Adventure'' and ''The Haunted Mansion'' at ''Disneyland''. Also, the ride features extremely detailed theming and convincing ghosts, most of which ar ... in 1992. [[John_Wardley|John Wardley]] was called in to design a new dark ride for the area, resulting in the concept for an extremely clever and unique e
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• Theatrical Brilliance
  ...al effects, his holiness uses Theatrical Brilliance to create an immersive ride experience. Most obviously found on dark rides, it can also be seen, to a l
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• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Ride
  Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is <s>an abomination</s> a dark ride located in the [[Cloud Cuckoo Land]] area of the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Tower ...that 80 days was far too long a ride duration - even for the nerdiest dark ride aficionados) it controversially opted to use the treasured [[Intellectual P
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• Paultons Park
  ... for it's lack of planning permission, especially with their recent Disk-O ride and are somewhat applauded for their warped Aesop towards the children who
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• Ripsaw
  In 2013, the ride broke down due to the chavs becoming too much for it to handle and so it su ...ctive fighter against obesity with punishing larger riders the denial of a ride leading to that individual rider singly disembarking with all of the other
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• Air
  Do you like concrete? Then Air is the ride for you! Air is the world's first brutalist themed [[roller coaster]]. ...hat at any given moment, at least two things have broken on Air, means the ride suffers more downtime than [[Stealth]]. It is possible to be the only perso
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• Top Spin
  [[Category:Ride]]
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• Topscan
  [[Category: Ride]]
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• Huss
  ==Notable Ride Models==
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• Mad House
  ...ed, confused or annoyed mood. Of all the rides in the world, this type of ride probably gives the biggest Mindf*** of all to its guests. == The Ride ==
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• Gerstlauer
  Creator of [[Thorpe Park|SORE: THE RIDE]] and is partially responsible for making dozens of people hate humanity. ...are also going to bring us The Smiler. Soon to be the [[chav]]'s favourite ride at [[Alton Towers]]. As it has lots of loops!!!!111!!1!1! Inint, fam. LOL
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• Rameses Revenge
  ...cles. At peak efficiency, Rameses Revenge has been known to run almost 10 ride cycles over the course of a day. [[Category: Faff Ride]]
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• Efteling
  ...airy tales have roller coasters involved? Did YOU ever see Red Riding Hood ride a generic [[B and M|B&M]] flying coaster? No. Did Cinderella's Prince Charm *''De Vliegende Hollande/The Flying Dutchman'' - A dark water coaster ride which is about a haunted pirate ship... but in a building?!
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• Marketing Department
  ...en to walk past a phone when its ringing, or be hiding in the bushes or as ride theming.
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• Gloomy Wood
  ...famous [[Duel|The Haunted House]] exterior as well as the dull-laser-added-ride [[Duel]]... which is helmed by the said exterior. It is also known as being ...hose threatening to reveal every Secret Weapon every four years before the ride has officially started construction. The defiance does apply to chavs, but
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• Closed
  ...rk Forest]] at [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], CLOSED is shouted whenever a ride or attraction is discovered to be unavailable.
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• There's Something in the Dungheap
  *''Queueline: The Ride'' - Beyond the main poopile was the back end of the Rita queueline. After b
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• Cloud Cuckoo Land
  *[[Peugeot 207 Driving School|Driving School]] - The perfect driving ride for any youngster who wishes to collect speeding tickets. ...inted carousel in existence. It is advised that if you're male, you do not ride under any circumstances. No real reason. Just that you'll look stupid.
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• The Marmite Ride
  The Marmite Ride phrase has recently applied to many new attractions within theme parks and.
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• Fallen Branch
  ...g the evil... etc, etc. [[GOD|God]] was so pleased that he had cleared the ride of all its magic that he accidentally opened a freak wormhole in the space/
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• Mourn A Sön
  ...r, hailed as the most universally disliked [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] ride system ever created. The website for the X-Car boasts "outstanding quality,
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• Nemesis
  We, merely irritants ride it, fuelling its annoyance When you ride '''NEMESIS'''
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• Forbidden Valley
  ...ing as a rusty piece of scrap metal. No theming required. Also a spectator ride in every season and month it's open, technically water torture alongside [[
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• Squirrel Nutty
  ...[[Old MacDonald's Farm|Old MacDonald's Farm]], is every enthusiast's dream ride, Squirrel Nutty, on which you actually don't even have to pedal yourself al [[File:NuttyWutty.JPG|300px|thumb|right|This ride will change your life. Forever...]]
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• X-Sector
  ...ole, then lets you fall down the hole. Yeah. It's also seen as a spectator ride if you can actually see the rider's expressions, which are usually humorous *Energizer - Also known as the Bone Shaker, this ride sat where [[Submission|Submission]] was and was cherished by all who liked
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• Thunderlooper
  ...owers|Alton Towers]] couldn't be bothered paying to bring it back, and the ride now operates under the name Katapul at Hopi Hari. ...ight|Enthusiasts now have to make do with building their own models of the ride. Or flying to Brazil - whichever's cheaper.]]
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• Riverbank Eye Spy
  Until 2001, the ride featured many real, and very lovely, farmyard animals. However, this was no ...place the previous set. The ride reopened in 2007, with the tagline: "This ride is now so cool that you have to see it in 3D!"
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• Corkscrew
  ...in [[Mandyland|Blackpool]] had technically been inverting riders twice per ride since 1979). Despite the fact that Blackpool already had a looping ride, everyone conveniently forgot about it and all descended on <nowiki>Alton T
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• Toyland Tours
  [[Category: Ride]]
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• S and S
  - The ride '''must''' pass through vertical at least once ...unched by air. The air is fed from two massive drums at either side of the ride. It is a known fact that these are actually old farm silos, used to store v
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• B and M
  ...two of their B&Ms sitting in [[Forbidden Valley]], Towers' fetish area for ride manufacturers. ...s, and still is today, breakdowns often occur and due to the nature of the ride there is a lot of [[Faff]].
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• Dark Forest
  ...d in the blank space to the left of [[Th13teen|Th13teen]]'s queueline a 4D ride/roller-coaster hybrid themed around the exciting life of a Wraith and frien
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• Wraiths
  ...hic architecture, curses and implied death... and the visitors leaving the ride through the Towers itself, making it a perfect time to play with them.
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• The Smiler
  ...etime in 2013, however delays were being strategically planned so that the ride could indeed be opened as new for [[2014]]. ...of the Towers]] out in full) who will be sent to [[Rita|Rita]] instead, to ride her like the whore she is.
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• The Spectacular Fail
  ...es something of little to no sense in either a post, a comment, <strike> a ride </strike> or even in the form of a Wiki article, which is never truly expla
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• David Laws
  ...[The_Ultimate|The Ultimate]] screaming "I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH OF A ROUGH RIDE SINCE THEY FOUND OUT I WAS A QUEERAZOID"
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• Vampire
  ...e name I kannot prunounce]] and 'is many many copiez of himzelf throm zaid ride. Zey sit arouvnd doing nuzing wiz zeir Ikea kauldrons and zczheap Pzimark k [[Category: Faff Ride]]
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• Queues
  [[Image:Queue.jpg|thumb|400px|left|It's QUEUE: The Ride!]]
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• Bubbleworks
  ...racter, the eccentric 'Professor Burp', through many different scenes. The ride was visually destroyed for the 2006 season with a new soap based theme and === Ride Experience ===
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• Old MacDonald's Farm
  And on that farm he had an [[Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride]].
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• Alton Towers Hotel
  ...there is a better elevator than a [[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Ride|a certain elevator]].
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• Colossus
  To save money, the park maintenance team has removed all the wheels from this ride to save greasing the bearings. The sound of grinding metal can be heard all [[Category: Faff Ride]]
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• Shoutbox
  ...astination:The Ride is at Alton Towers? I do not think I know. Where can I ride this?
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• Katanga Canyon
  It is also the only known area on park that has never had a ride removed or added (though the previously unthemed Grand Canyon Rapids, as [[
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• Congo River Rapids
  [[Category: Ride]] The Congo River Rapids has also been immortalized in film as the favourite ride of the four suicide bombers in "Four Lions" who call it "Rubber Dingey Rapi
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• Rita
  The ride's voice at launch, previously provided by Tiff Needell (whose voice goes ve The staff that man the on-ride photo stall are the most athletic within Alton Towers and are capable of go
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• Ride De Bull!
  Ride de bull, stey on de bull! Ride de bull to de left side!
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• Pneumatics
  ... acid. There used to be a pneumatic dragon head at the end of the original ride but it kept being a [[Fail|fail]] and was replaced by a anticlimatic green
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• Rattlesnake
  This is a bumpy ride!
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• It's a Small World
  Riders are taken on a magical boat ride into the darkest recesses of the Duke of Edinburgh's archaic brain - where [[Category:Ride]]
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• Revenge of the Mummy
  ...s with large amounts of fire. Protective head gear is recommended for this ride. ...e good drops and turns in it, sadly this ride does not go upside down. The ride reaches speeds of up to about 45MPH.
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• The Lost Cake
  ...d marks from somebody who had emptied their excrement on the launch of the ride. The search wound it's way to Corner Coffee where no crumbs of evidence wer
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• Mental Insecurity
  ...eeping up appearances as a <s>perfect</s> decent ride. Because of this the ride/rollercoaster will inevitably cause trouble, groans and facepalms all aroun ...and brief counselling from the ride manufacturer themselves or even by the ride's creator itself.
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• Hex - The Other Not As Well Known Legend of the Towers
  ...d in the queue for <nowiki>Th13teen</nowiki> twice and didn't get a single ride on it. They may also have been landed with a power cut in the afternoon. Th ...lucky visitors to [[Alton Towers]] in the first part of 2010 did manage to ride [[Th13teen|Th13teen]]. Unfortunately, they were so enraged by the blatant f
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• Theme Park Mug Database
  ... geeks. They are uniquely shaped, and often styled to fit the theme of the ride in question. '''[[SAW:_The_Ride|SAW: The Ride]] Mug'''
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• Haiku
  ...ts when drunk or very tired to express their emotions towards a particular ride. One of the most well-known genres of <nowiki>haiku</nowiki> is <nowiki>Hex
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• Marauders Mayhem
  ...ayhem be a spinnin' tea cup ride that be ridiculously violent for a family ride. Then again you be in t' pirate themed area o' t' park, so nothin' thar wil [[Category: Ride]]
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• Lord of the Darkness
  ...lton Towers]]. He can be seen in the many pre-show videos that play in the ride's queueline and station, taunting riders with his sinister personality. He ...atch his speeches to make them depressed, scared and therefore suitable to ride.
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• Wardley's Jacket
  The Jacket was said to have a soothing effect on the ride and thus helped the riders feel more tranquil about something they might ha ... another member when John Wardley was queueing for his 1987 creative input ride, the [[Runaway Mine Train]] and photo evidence has been recorded [http://fo
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• Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride
  Although, don't be fooled and lured onto hopping aboard this death trap. The ride is dominated by several small children who hop behind the wheel of the 10BH ...on caused on the tractor course from 200ft in the sky, it is much safer to ride on [[Squirrel Nutty]].
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• Storm Surge
  ...e in 2011. Because it is second hand, it is ridiculously doubtful that the ride will not be repainted for the park, purely so it can stands out on the hori ...res many features such as water <nowiki>guns</nowiki> and tipping buckets. Ride before May 2011 if you want to experience these, because it won't take long
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• Wardley's Tunnels
  ...cause Wardley only discovered his love for tunnels several years after the ride was built. In fact, the only reason that <nowiki>the Fifth Dimension</nowik
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• Depth Charge
  Depth Charge is a ride at [[Thorpe_Park|Thorpe Park]] for which people queue up winding stairs for ...hat of [[Stealth|Stealth]]. It is often touted as the least exciting water ride by the General Public but we all know that title goes to [[Ribena Rumba Rap
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• Wardley's Words
  *''This is the site of Nemesis: The Ride. Now for the technically minded, it is a multi inversion suspended [[Roller *''I had always wanted to do a good fun, laugh in the dark dark ride.'' - on the [[Duel|Haunted House]]
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• Kobra
  ...r parents board, breaking their backs slightly before they get a nostalgic ride on the [[Vampire]]. Billed as a [[faff]] ride, Kobra takes a long time in terms of dispatch and boarding routine. The mos
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• Hocus Pocus Hall
  ...rom Professor Burp's <nowiki>Bubbleworks</nowiki>, which explains why said ride didn't have a proper paint job during the depressing re-theme. It can be sa == Ride Walkthrough ==
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• Twirling Toadstool
  ...slightly less than that today. When children ask to ride this monster of a ride, parents happily agree, decieved by the friendly (yet ghastly) pastel flowe === Ride Experience ===
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• Frog Hopper
  Claimed to be an utterly incredible ride... By those who are under the height restriction. Plonk the ride in front of the old one and pretend that existed there the entire time. And
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• Heave Ho!
  ...have recently passed t' area. Not like [[Mutiny Bay]] already has a queasy ride t' t' starboard o' it, already, ahem, [[Marauders Mayhem]]. T' ride be basically a ship-shaped and themed Disk-O but on a smaller level, but as
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• Theme Park Withdrawal
  *Continuous humming of different ride music, including [[In the Hall of the Mountain King|Alton Towers' theme mus ...ide backstories, announcements, sound effects and catchy [[rollercoaster]]/ride noises.
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• Wardmas
  ...k of information from earlier Wardley years, specifically during his first ride creations at Barry Island Amusement Park circa 1970s when he envisioned the ...ate [[Th13teen]] into this Wardmas tradition as Wardley contributed to the ride.
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• Fire
  A term often used by those who are Ride Ops on the [[Skyride]]. It is more often than not in a serious manner, cons
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• Dragons Fury
  ...s and formerly, lazily sponsored by Skips during its first year or so. The ride is said to be consistently better than [[Sonic Spinball]] because the themi ... is apparantly you have angered some sort of dragon master and you have to ride his Mourn-A-Son coaster in order to please him so you don't get kicked out
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• Acronyms
  | ERT || Early (or exclusive) Ride Time | ORP || On Ride Picture
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• Black Buccaneer
  Y'aaar, t'greatest Huss ride of [[faff]] at [[Chessington World of Adventures|Land o' Chessie]]! [[Category: Faff Ride]]
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• Professor Burp
  Professor 'Burpy' Burp was the old, giggly and portly owner of the dark water ride [[Bubbleworks]] at [[Chessington World of Adventures]] between 1990 and 200 [[File:Burp.jpg|250px|thumb|right|At the start of the ride, with his literal tin dog.]]
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• Gallopers Carousel
  But beware... This ride is incredibly decieving... === Ride Experience ===
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• Disneyland Resort Paris
  ... quite similar to the Addams Family's manor and would probably be a better ride if based round The Addams Family. Has a lift that gives more of a mindf*** ...owly you could walk faster. There are occasional scenes to see during the ride with animatronics, but they're just there to keep the guests' sanity (even
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• Great Dark Ride Interactivity Reformation of the Modern Age
  The Great Dark Ride Interactivity Reformation of the Modern Age ('''GDRIRMA''') was an exceedin The decision was made that [[Terror Tomb]] (a ride already rethemed once and renamed twice for being far, far too confusing fo
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• Flamingo Land
  * Flip Flop - What appears to be a gyro-swing ride is actually one of the park's tittilating fairground games; if you can flin *Lost River Ride - A gentle float through the serene atmosphere of the zoo... ahhhh... Until
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• The Nemesis Inferno Legend
  When you ride Inferno,
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• Scarefest
  === The Ride: LIVE! (NOW '''RETIRED!''') === ...me in the title and featuring him in the pre-show videos... but not on the ride itself in any form, thus rendering his 'haunted adventure' pointless.
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• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  #REDIRECT [[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Ride]]
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• Terrible Dark Ages Disease
  Early signs of the disease may include frequent ride breakdowns and irregular ride maintenance. Often, patients will show signs of strong denial, and may voic * [[Great Dark Ride Interactivity Reformation of the Modern Age|Interactive ride re-themes]]
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• Kumali
  == Ride Experience == ...e train, you will hear a not-so-friendly voice-over asking you if you dare ride Kumali. WHilst this may seem a daft question, considering you are all ready
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• Blade
  [[File:Blade0001.jpg|300px|thumb|left|Smug Huss sitting in a superior ride's seat.]] ... Buccaneer]] at [[Chessington World of Adventures]] and Mr Monkey's Banana Ride at [[Thorpe Park]], and also an automatic function as a Huss creation.
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• The Alton Mouse
  [[Category: Ride]]
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• Peugeot 207 Driving School
  === Ride Experience === ...gh to fool the police. It is customary for those who lived on this brutal 'ride' to wave the licence under anyone and everyone's noses, as a symbol of surv
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• Battle Galleons
  [[Category:Ride]]
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• Lightwater Valley
  ...s]] is its occasionally poor grammar. Apostrophes are missing from several ride names; these have been inserted instead into parts of the newspaper report
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• Velocity
  == Ride Experience == ...re comfortable. A little too comfortable. Then, out of nowehere, appears a ride op, adjusting each seat to maximise discomfort. He slams to restraint into
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• Jim Carter
  ...umoured that Jim Carter, whenever he pays a visit to [[Alton Towers]], the ride operator upon Hex ceases all the recorded vocals so he may recite word by w
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• TST Skype
  [02:29:28] Joelio: Jonna you must ride with me on Congo River Lipids :D<br /> [02:29:35] Jenna: I'm not gonna ride anything with you<br />
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• Alton Towers Music Database
  === [[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Ride]] === Due to a opinion differentiation on the ride, it is currently impossible to determine whether the music is liked or rede
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• Come Ride With Me
  ...ng edge of the UK Theme Park Industry. From entrance plaza ticket staff to ride hosts, from theme park border control to crazy theme park fans, and from lo However today, the ride has had to close early.
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• The Magic
  This ride is in no way related to [[Air]] and is most likely not Air. == The Ride ==
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• Big Thunder Mountain
  '''Big Thunder Mountain''' can be described as "The best themed worst ride ever".
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• Blithering Lodge
  1997: Wormdo (Schwarzkopf family coaster), Kiddy Dino Ride.
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• Routine Maintenance
  ...se an expensive procedure, especially when something breaks in a part of a ride that is difficult to access, and is the main reason why anything that break ...eard about this and eventually decided that the stone was both part of the ride system and theming, the former being due to the amount of time the stone ha
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• The Bookworm
  ...and, and for everyone who he worked with and knew his involvement with the ride to be neutralised.
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• Thorpe Park: The Musical
  Someone has a epiphany. Nobody really cares. Another ride breaks down. * Richard O'Brien - Igor the Time-Warped Ride Operator
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• TowersStreet
  ...al, closely watched push in a desperate attempt to finally see a good dark ride at Towers for the first time…ever!
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• Residents of The Haunted House
  ...llo my honey...” (As part of Alton Towers previous intention to make the ride more family friendly) had to be replaced. ...hit poo</strike> pooh'', again another attempt by Alton Towers to make the ride more family friendly. His stay in the bushes was short however as he bounce
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• If the rides were songs, they would be these
  If the ride music had to be replaced with real songs, they would be these: ...ube.com/watch?v=6Mt0ee9FraQ In The Air Tonight] - An ambient piece for the ride
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• Residents of Hex
  ... is also inhabited by intriguing characters that lead visitors through the ride who happen to tie in with the story. ...n family crest and statue form, but the two most prominent sit outside the ride entrance with their own little crests on show. It is thought the Earl in Go
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• The Haunting
  '''The Haunting''' is a Verkoma [[Mad House]] ride at [[Drayton Manor]], themed around a paranormal investigation team who vis ... then, the original purpose has vanished in a puff of unoriginality as the ride has become cheesy and laughable, the phrase ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/p
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• Barbara Cartland
  ...ind of noise. It can often be used as a criticism for parts of a park or a ride that do not have immersive audio or are a bit of a ghost town.
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• Valhalla
  [[File:valhallawatervortex.png|400px|thumb|right|Those who dare to ride Valerie speak much of its wetness.]] ... it in the wettest county of England. This is how Valhalla came about. The ride is well within the bounds of [[Acceptable Wetness|Unacceptable Wetness]].
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• Pepsi Max Big One
  The ride is currently in the process of having some of the track replaced.
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• Doom and Sons
  ...presence of a funeral parlor Alton Towers put it under the guise of a dark ride attraction. ''"Look, were making this ride, scary ride, and...were a little short on cash"<br>
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• Sponsored
  When a ride is new/rethemed/or awesome, it is ruined, another greedy sinister facility. *[[Oblivion|Fanta: The Ride]] - Now with 95% less Fanta.
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• Duck
  Ducks [[Quack]], as you ride through in what seems a calm ride through the woods. You 'hold onto your ducks' and are subjected into consta
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• Themepark Monopoly
  ...p any other player who lands on these squares must pay the owner for a new ride. The sum is dictated by adding both dice together and timsing the number by
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• TowersTimes Members Awards
  ...cted to Alton Towers (and TTF) when.. Started by Blaze and also Th13teen Ride Discussion, started by Craig Rob comes out top again in a Faff category. If it's not buying an On Ride Photo, it's stopping to buy some snacks and merch. Well done Rob, we hope
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• The Swarm
  The ride is also considered to be the best at Thorpe, but still contains a large amo For the 2013 season, the rear 2 rows of this ride have been broken so badly they are facing the WRONG WAY. Hence the legend o
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• Nick Varney's Wheel of Fortune
  ...traction most quickly regretted after entering", owing to its long, boring ride cycle. When asked to comment, Varney replied "the more you see, the more yo
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• Gerstache
  * An urge to purchase items from a [[ride shop]] ...y from land subsidence when the coaster in question is built on [[SAW: The Ride|reclaimed land from a lake]]. Leading doctors are divided.
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• Nemesis: Sub-Terra
  ...per (Similar to [[Thirteen]] ). Many people think of it as 'da new Nemisis ride' or 'Da 1 dat drops, innit'. The second name is probably better than the cu ... This 'theming' is of course Merlin's specialty. To hide the fact that the ride doesn't go underground at all, there are some lifts which definitely do not
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• Parody songs
  ...Music. The premise of this song is that after riding Furius Baco, no other ride can be called painfull again. '''Ride Whorin' (Across the Universe)'''
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• Cattlepen
  **[[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Ride]] **[[SAW: The Ride]]
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• Theme Park Documentaries
  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJmn5UUbYss Making of Jurassic Park: The Ride] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYixUo62vDo Making of Transformers The Ride 3D]
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• TST Shoutbox
  - Ian: Watching the vote has given me a dark ride concept. It’s a Brexit themed Madhouse. You take your seat on a bench in
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• The Jungle
  ...ass area with such classics as [[Nemesis Inferno]], Mr Manky's Banana Boat Ride and I'm in a stereotypical Merlin Attraction, Get Me Out Of Here!
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• Wicker Man
  It is believed the ride originated from a cult of Scottish travellers who visited the park on their ...wer), as the park had more luck building these sorts of things with shoddy ride layouts tacked onto them. (See [[Thirteen]]).
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• Galactica
  '''''Galactica''''' ([[Alternative ride names|also known as]] ''Galacticair'', ''Galactic-arse'' or ''Galacti-can't [[Category:Faff Ride]]
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• Build Quality
  ...er of [[TowersStreet]] highlighting the poor build quality of a particular ride or theming. Shouted in [[two tone]], often accompanied by a good shake of o * [[Thirteen]]'s ride cars (specifically the fibreglass panel at the front)
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• IN THE WORLD
  Used as an abbreviation for saying "the best theme park/ride/roller coaster/anything really in the world", although the the saying ''mus
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• Reihe 10
  ...ng that they feel fat enough after eating to be eligible for row 10 of the ride. ... Blue Fire queue, to try and persuade/seduce the batching host to let them ride on the back row. This is often followed by a glance up and down the members
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• Gay Chats
  ...ew for that year Snorri Touren attraction has a catchy song as part of the ride, as well as an instrumental version in the queue line. This quickly got cha
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